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There’s Only One Direction to Treat Sarah’s Zayn Pain Disorder

This morning I found out some devastating news concerning my health. I am one of the first in Tennessee to be diagnosed with the worldwide outbreak of Zayn Pain Disorder (ZPD). My symptoms of ZPD started with the announcement that Zayn Malik is leaving One Direction and include hysterical crying, vomiting, pulling my hair out and long periods of deep depression. The video explains everything. We are accepting free meals if you feel called to help. Thank you for supporting me and my family during this difficult time.

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